MARGIN OF ERROR


== · Liezel · 17 · Sun Diego · ==

margin·of·error n. the permittable or acceptable deviation from a target or specific value; an allowance for slight error or miscalculation; an allowance for changing circumstances.

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“Go to bed, you fool," Calcifer said sleepily. "You're drunk."

"Who, me?" said Howl. "I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold sober." He got up and stalked upstairs, feeling for the wall as if he thought it might escape him unless he kept in touch with it. His bedroom door did escape him.

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We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It’s one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it’s another to think that yours is the only path.
— Paulo Coelho (via thechocolatebrigade)
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The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP! DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!! He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!  JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!

DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.

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I’m seriously torn between laughing and crying.

But it’s not because I’m listening to Adele. Promise.

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Pillars hold things up, and salt keeps things clean, but it’s a poor exchange for losing your self. People do go back, but they don’t survive, because two realities are claiming them at the same time.
— Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit by Jeanette Winterson (via thechocolatebrigade)
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It’s two in the morning and I’m on that part of fanfiction the internet again. Naruto fics until I headdesk into Saturday afternoon~

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